Maxman was sitting at the kitchen table making paper dolls today. He was working away on one in particular and says, "This girl's sick 'cause she ate Rat Bugs."
Mom: "Hmmm, what was that?"
Maxman: "This girl's sick 'cause she ate Rat Bugs."
Mom: "What are Rat Bugs?"
Maxman: "They're made out of old shoes. They kind of look like dead bugs and they don't move. Just like dead bugs, they don't move either."