The two-and-a-half year old walks in to the library...stops at the payphone inside the first set of doors (this is his usual habit)...picks up the receiver and dials,
"One, two, three, four," he says loudly counting as he randomly dials, "five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, ten." (He can only count to eleven and then goes back to ten and then eleven again until he's tired of counting.)
"Hello," he says, "My name is Max. Daddy's name is daddy. Talk to you back!"