Sunday, October 09, 2005

Conspiracy Theories According To Me

(This is the Abominable Snow Monster from the Rudolph Movie. He scares the crap out of Max. Until recently Max used to leave the room every time Snow Monster made an appearance. Just lately, Erik has convinced Max that Snow Monster is just a hairy, fuzzy guy and has made him appear fun. (Erik says the best part is when he jumps in the lake but can't swim). It's working. (I actually feel sorry for the Snow Monster because in the end they pull out all his teeth and push him off a cliff).

Sasquatch, the Yeti, Abominable (sp?) Snowman, I know what they really are.

We share such close DNA with monkeys, apes, gorillas, etc...I think many, many years ago some super-secret government organization decided that they should create their own personal army and that the best way to do this would be to breed humans and gorillas.

Now of course, as happens with all secret, un-ethical government projects, this whole process went awry and what was produced somehow managed to escape into the forest and become legend.

Now how do you explain about sightings all over the world, you ask? I think that maybe more than one country tried to do this and the northern countries used white gorillas while the more temperate countries just used regular old gorillas.

Are you a believer yet? Think about it, you will be. Why couldn't it be true?

The End

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