One of these exchanges happened with one of my kids. One happened with a friend's kid.
Conversation #1 with a 9 year old:
How did you get that black eye?
I got kicked in the face at school.
Who kicked you?
Brad (name changed).
Did he kick you with his real foot or with his fake foot?
It was his prosthetic foot. It didn't hurt as much as you'd think it would.
Conversation #2 with a 9 year old:
The topic of Easter came up. The subject of Jesus' resurrection was explained.
The reply from the 9 year old:
"Jesus was a zombie?"
p.s. Don't worry, Yoda had a fantastic St. Patrick's Day (pictures to come).
Maxman's halloween pumpkin was a person farting. All class around here.