The oldest one refused to ride any rides.
The oldest girl had to ride the carousel three times to use up all the tickets we bought before we found out that the oldest one wouldn't go on any rides.
One of the two-year-olds peed her pants waiting in line to use the toilet. This was her first introduction to the world of line-ups at women's bathrooms.
The other two-year-old peed through her diaper because her neglectful parents were too busy eating french fries, ice cream and mini donuts to change her diaper. She didn't seem to mind though because she was too busy dancing to the one-man band.
But....a great time was had by all because we ate french fries, ice cream, Beavertails and mini donuts.