I was getting dinner ready the other night. Supercool orange cauliflower and really neat baby carrots in neat colours (thanks Farmer's Market for local merchants).
Maxman and Hops & Barley decided to go out and cut us a bouquet of flowers to adorn the table. It was beautiful.
Then they dressed up, Maxman in his standard tuxedo, H&B in a sassy little purple bodysuit number with red sequin skirt and fairy wings.
I put on a pretty necklace. H&B said this was okay but she would have liked me to be prettier.
After dinner, H&B somehow lost her clothes and found a pair of my shoes. I found her doing this. When asked what she was doing she replied, "Construction."
Fair enough my love.