JEM just came home from a late night run for coffee for the morning.
Along the way he encountered the local homeless lady(I actually don't know that she's homeless, I just assume she is). She is a very interesting character. Those of you who have visited probably know who I am talking about.
She is a germiphobe. All her possessions are wrapped in plastic and she pulls them on a dolly. She wears a full length winter coat in the summer and carries a big can of Lysol everywhere.
She always asks for money and tells you she is being persecuted.
She didn't have her dolly tonight so JEM almost didn't recognize her.
"Can you spare any money? It's awful being persecuted," she says.
"No, I'm sorry," JEM says.
"I hate you. You're not sorry, you're probably just hard-hearted," she says.
This is especially funny b/c it happened to JEM who is the least hard-hearted person I know.
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