Left the 2.5 year old alone in the bathroom today standing at the tub (it was empty) with a new, completely full bottle of bubbles. I even opened it for him.
The fun lasted about 2 minutes before I heard the inevitable sound of a large bottle of bubbles hitting the floor.
JEM gave me a look that said, "really darc, what were you thinking?" Apparently I wasn't.
Note: bubbles are really messy to clean up.